How Awesome/Lame are you?
1. Post a list of facts about yourself.
2. Have your friends rate each fact on a scale of -5 to 5. -5 being super lame and 5 being super awesome.
3. Total up your scores to see what your friends really think of you.
4. Get your own back by scoring their meme.

I set fire to my hand. Twice.
Once in a cooking lesson I forgot to turn the oven on for half an hour.
I can recite the first 36 elements of the Periodic Table from memory.
I give my friends 'healing hugs' when they feel bad.
I came out through a creative writing essay.
Before I came out I dated a female friend who was only pretending to be interested in me to hide her own attraction towards girls.
I had my first proper kiss while trespassing on Lord Oving's territory.
At age 14 I nicknamed my penis.
At random moments in conversation I will shot 'Zuul motherfucker!' at the top of my voice.
While bowling I changed a friend's HUD name to 'I Touch Kids' while she was in the toilet.
There are several videos of myself and a friend warbling horribly to pop hits floating around youtube.
I can drink 6 litres of Pepsi Max in under two hours without feeling sick.
I won an award for baking scones.
I took dance class for two years and put up with the nickname 'Billy Elliot' because of it.
I frequently forget that I own a bike.
I once threw my shoe at a teacher who pissed me off.
I managed to convince a woman that I had PMS - Perpetual Movement Syndrome.
I have been buried up to my neck in mud.
I fell from a metal stairway two stories up into a pile of stinging nettles, got up and went to do it again.
My friends and I created a flamethrower from hairspray and a lighter on the school playground.
I wore a cowboy hat to the beach.
I got arrested for skating on the canal when it froze over.
After watching 'The Queen's Nose' as a kid I spent the next six years rubbing every fifty pence coin I ever got.
I tend to continue speaking loudly when everyone else has fallen quiet.
I can't drink Regular Coca Cola because it tastes like orange with the consistency of syrup.
I have the 'Once More With Feeling' soundtrack on my iPod.
I accidentally caused an explosion in Science and another time spilt a beaker of hot acid over a friend's bag.
When asked at the age of 12 what I wanted to be when I grew up my response was 'A fire demon'.